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The Impending Singularity
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Thursday, December 04, 2003
Saturday, February 08, 2003
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Evidence?
A friend of mine needed ink for his color deskjet printer and realized that
it would cost him around $80. Then he realized that he could buy a brand
new printer for less than that, with ink included. So he's decided that,
instead of ever replacing ink in a printer, he'll merely buy a new printer and
sell the old one cheap on ebay. The fact this works as a money-saving idea
frightens me.
Evidence? - This is from the little woman.
My story goes like this:
I bought a new computer from an online company last December and it arrived in January. I had almost no problems with it for nearly a year. Sometime around November/December of ’02 I started having difficulty booting up. Paul helped me out and I thought everything would be okay, but from then until now, whenever I boot up I get a message that basically
reads:
"S.M.A.R.T. status BAD, backup and replace. Press F1 to continue.”
I press F1 and I am good to go.
So Paul does the research I’m too lazy to do and finds out that this is apparently really really bad; my hard drive is dying and “S.M.A.R.T.” is the program that tells me so. It means I will probably need to return the drive because it’s still under warranty for 2 years. So I call tech support at the company I bought it from, and the guy I’m talking to is clearly not a native speaker of English. He tells me step by step what to do, and being a total ignoramus when it comes to this magic box I’m typing on, I follow his directions exactly. But even in my splendid ignorance it doesn’t take much brain juice for me to figure out that he’s just gotten me to turn off that S.M.A.R.T. program I told you about. So I said, “Okay, but what should I do about the problem with my hard
drive?”
"No, no. Hahd drive fine. Hahd drive fine!!” he tells me.
Of course, I want to believe him, but more than anything I want to know what’s really going on. We decide that it’s possibly just some relatively harmless compatibility issue the guy couldn’t tell me about because of his lacking English skills. So the next day, I call tech support again, get a guy named Craig with a nice and familiar NYC accent, and he tells me, “Oh, no. You need to run diagnostic tests right away and find out what’s wrong with the hard drive so you can get it replaced.” When I ask why that first guy told me it was fine, Craig has no answers for me.
Now I’m sure there are people even more ignorant than myself calling this place, and who knows what kind of advice they’re getting? What if my hard drive had died and I could have saved it if I hadn’t listened to that first tech support guy? Sure seems like evidence to me.
Evidence?
A friend recently had a new bed delivered. When it arrived, there was a small tear in it. Angry over the fact that she had paid $1400 for the bed and that the warranty specifically stated that it would be voided if it was torn, she called customer service. The rep told her not to worry about it, that the tear wouldn't void her warranty. After some arguing, it was agreed that a new bed would be delivered.
What's amazing is that the rep was totally wrong. The warranty would be voided if the mattress was damaged. But why on earth did she argue in the first place? Isn't it more important that a $1400 mattress was delivered damaged?
Evidence?
I've had trouble receiving my cable bill the last few months. After the second time a bill didn't arrive, I went down to customer service in person to try to get the problem fixed. They told me for some reason my address was being sent "care of" to my post office box, and no city, state, or zip code was listed. The appropriate boxes were filled and I was told I shouldn't have this problem again. But the following month came, and a cable bill arrived for the apartment above me, but not mine. A call to the cable company showed that those changes were never saved from the month before, and that I was most likely not going to get a cable bill this month. Called back a few hours later to see if the changes had taken place and was told no, the system had not updated to my correct address. I again went to the customer service center in person, paid my cable bill, and found out that, thank goodness, the system finally had my correct address. The next day, that month's cable bill arrived in the mail.
The Impending Singularity: An Introduction
So what is the Impending Singularity? It’s a concept that has been rattling around in my head for quite some time. It remained nameless until I decided to borrow some concepts from the science fiction writer Vernor
Vinge.
On Vinge
In 1993, Vernor Vinge presented a paper to the Department of Mathematical Sciences San Diego State University. He states:
“Within thirty years, we will have the technological means to create superhuman intelligence. Shortly after, the human era will be ended. Is such progress avoidable? If not to be avoided, can events be guided so that we may survive? These questions are investigated.”
You can read the whole paper HERE.
In Vinge’s fiction, he has presented humans who have missed the Singularity and explores the origins and ramifications of the Singularity.
My Theory
I’ve lost you, haven’t I? You probably have no idea what I’m getting at now. Basically what I’ve done is I’ve taken these fears that I have, misinterpreted, misunderstood, and bastardized some of the ideas of Mr. Vinge, thrown in "Knowledge Doubling beliefs" for good measure, added my knowledge of conspiracy theories, and have given birth to this idea of
The Impending Singularity.
The Impending Singularity is:
-Because knowledge and technology is advancing so quickly, and we are not absorbing and understanding new concepts quickly enough, things are getting beyond our control.
-Political correctness has more weight than scientific truth, or it impedes finding what is the scientific truth.
-We live in a society where incompetence is not punished or weeded out or corrected. The competent, the thoughtful, those willing to learn are not rewarded for these traits, but are in fact at times punished for exhibiting them.
-Rampant anti-intellectualism seems to be the common attitude in so many levels of our society.
-Systems are getting so complicated, and those that know how the systems work are getting fewer and fewer, that they are destined to collapse with less and less individuals available to fix them.
-Our society is oddly two-faced: On the surface, people pretend to live by laws, but in reality everyone knows that cheating and fudging are commonplace.
These problems, with a myriad of others, lead me to believe that soon all systems will collapse beyond repair, and that our society will cease to exist as we know it.
In a nutshell, things are getting bad, they’re only going to get worse, and we might not be able to fix them.
Am I Kidding Myself?
Do I really believe this? Do I really believe in some kind of apocalyptic future? Do I really believe that the end times are coming? I believe it’s possible.
I’ve always been fascinated by conspiracy theories; not so much the belief that these theories are true, but the psychology behind the creation and dissemination of those theories. I realize that I’m falling into that horrible trap where I am creating my own belief system and finding evidence everywhere to bolster its existence.
Cynical? Yes, very. Real? Who knows? I certainly can’t be the one to judge that.
The Purpose of This Page
I plan on chronicling things that I feel show the Impending Singularity is coming. These entries will probably be all over the place, from incredibly petty and minor and personal, say recounting a problem I have with a customer service person, to world events that show frightening patterns.
Although this page does not post responses, feel free to send comments or proofs or arguments against to
pmy@fightlikeapes.com.
Notes
I would recommend to anyone the works of Vernor Vinge. He has the two qualities I appreciate the most in a science fiction writer. He turns a good phrase, and he has big, big ideas.